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You know, I love Bigfoot.
I really do. But who doesn’t?

It’s only been recently that I realized that I moved straight into the best Bigfoot area in the U.S. Now of course, the summer is over, and I won’t be out searching the forest. But next year…
I should talk to the neighbors. We need to organize a Bigfoot Campout. Tents, firepit, beef jerky, and Bigfoot. Hell yeah.