Pirates at the Poles

Alright, here’s another fact filled entry about things that pirates might say to each other if their ships were passing near one of the poles.
“Damn, it’s cold, Redbeard.”
“Aye, Blackass, it is cold.”
“Yeah, we’re gettin’ the hell outa here.”
“Yeah, we are too.”
“Yeah. And ya shouldn’t smoke.”
“Arrrrr.”
“Avast!”